Mr. Martin:

Such perfect timing: I come in after my 3rd biopsy in the past year (the other two didn't turn out too well) and am hurting like hell, can hardly walk, can't sleep or eat, am in agony, etc. Then I find your post, and seldom have I needed a laugh as much as you had ready made and waiting. Thank you, sir. I'll write more in a couple of days when I feel better.

Was Capt. Turner a Grandpa of yours?

Regards,
Hoyt