Also, I got a better one that I already posted.

"...Let me guess... Brooks Simpson, Andrew Hall, Patrick Young, Kevin Levin?

All four of them ought to believe that freakin' pixies and unicorns are real and that Abraham Lincoln hunted vampires and he craped out freakin' rainbow turds while he sang Justin Beiber songs with the B.S. that they're saying...."

http://www.history-sites.com/cgi-bin/bbs62x/nvcwmb/webbbs_config.pl?page=1;md=read;id=76443